"Look down. See that big, round design on the courtyard below? To finish the ceremony, you need to drop down right into the center of it! Just how brave are you? If you were really fearless, you would wait until the very last second to use your Sailcloth… So, ready to jump?"
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you brought his hopes up so high then pushed him right down to the bottom, you could’ve killed him!
FEAR ME FOR I AM THE SABER TOOTHED BIBLE NAZI
THE UNDEAD TUMBLR CRITIC
EXCUSE ME AMERICA IT IS I, THE VEGAN PREACHER
….Annoying Shadow Of Hopelessness?
Fuck you,I’m the Bible Nazi.
Excuse you America, it is I, the Well Educated Black Man
………… i am an asian girl
OBSESSIVE CAR ALARM
OK SORRY WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REBLOG STUFF BUT I GOT THE PRETENTIOUS TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF AND IM LEGIT HALF-STAFF AT A BIBLE CAMP
-a very surprised Rusty
the undead decision to give up
The soul crushing car alarm
"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*
I just made 3 batches of cookies you can’t stop me