A TEXT POST

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Reblogged from Fano-fuckin-tastic
A PHOTO
Reblogged from hi im kevin
A CHAT

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
A PHOTO

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Reblogged from hi im kevin
A PHOTO

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

Reblogged from hi im kevin
A PHOTO
Reblogged from Well?
A TEXT POST

mayormaggie:

puellamagimickiemagica:

Running over your flowers in Animal Crossing like

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isn’t that everyones expression 

A PHOTO
Reblogged from *Joke*
A TEXT POST

the-oncoming-glowcloud:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

elsietheautisticavenger:

sethdormer:

hail hydra? no. all hail the glow cloud.

And is an active member of the school board.

i also bring the nicest scones, unlike some people

A VIDEO

berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning